Originally posted: May 15, 2007
Which do you prefer...? (All of these begin with the stunned realization something's terribly, terribly wrong on his face and end with him clutching his chest, collapsing and dying)
1) "This...better be...the...fucking...rapture!!!"
2) "QUICK...SOMEBODY...MAKE SURE YOU BLAME THIS ON THE HOMOSEXUALS!!!"
3) "Wait a minute, God didn't tell me it was today?!"
4) "Someone...call a hooker...I MEAN DOCTOR...DOCTOR!!!!"
5) "I see a bright light...a bright, red/yellow/orangish light. Why am I feeling so warm?""
6) "I'm not ready, Lord...I have more campaigns and elections to tamper with"
7) "But, without me, all those people I preach to will find out the truth"
8) "Uh-oh, NOW I'm in BIG TROUBLE!"
Jerry Falwell was a munipulative, racist, sexist, homophobic, fear-mongering, self-aggrandizing, blowhard who hurt much more than he helped Christianity, the United States and people all over the world. His hypocracy has been exposed, discussed, and debated for decades. What's sad is not that he died, but how far he rose as a "leader" in this country.
Over the next few days, we'll hear how wonderful Jerry Falwell was and all the "good deeds" he did in his lifetime and how we all should take a moment to think about someone like him. I've thought about it already. Just because someone dies, that doesn't make them a good person (Nixon was a paranoid cock-sucker, to use his recorded verbiage). Let's all remember the things he said in front of millions. 9/11 was "divine punishment" and the fault of homosexuals and liberals is a good one to start with (a statement quickly retracted once he realized that red light on the top of the camera meant it was on).
Sorry this is from Fucked Ruse and for subjecting you to
"I-LOVE-THE-TASTE-OF-NEOCON-COCK" and Colmes, but here's a clip:
Which do you prefer...? (All of these begin with the stunned realization something's terribly, terribly wrong on his face and end with him clutching his chest, collapsing and dying)
1) "This...better be...the...fucking...rapture!!!"
2) "QUICK...SOMEBODY...MAKE SURE YOU BLAME THIS ON THE HOMOSEXUALS!!!"
3) "Wait a minute, God didn't tell me it was today?!"
4) "Someone...call a hooker...I MEAN DOCTOR...DOCTOR!!!!"
5) "I see a bright light...a bright, red/yellow/orangish light. Why am I feeling so warm?""
6) "I'm not ready, Lord...I have more campaigns and elections to tamper with"
7) "But, without me, all those people I preach to will find out the truth"
8) "Uh-oh, NOW I'm in BIG TROUBLE!"
Jerry Falwell was a munipulative, racist, sexist, homophobic, fear-mongering, self-aggrandizing, blowhard who hurt much more than he helped Christianity, the United States and people all over the world. His hypocracy has been exposed, discussed, and debated for decades. What's sad is not that he died, but how far he rose as a "leader" in this country.
Over the next few days, we'll hear how wonderful Jerry Falwell was and all the "good deeds" he did in his lifetime and how we all should take a moment to think about someone like him. I've thought about it already. Just because someone dies, that doesn't make them a good person (Nixon was a paranoid cock-sucker, to use his recorded verbiage). Let's all remember the things he said in front of millions. 9/11 was "divine punishment" and the fault of homosexuals and liberals is a good one to start with (a statement quickly retracted once he realized that red light on the top of the camera meant it was on).
Sorry this is from Fucked Ruse and for subjecting you to
"I-LOVE-THE-TASTE-OF-NEOCON-COCK" and Colmes, but here's a clip:
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