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"The Danksgiving Challenge"

For those of you that indulge in "herbal delights", here is a game I came up with at work today. I call it...

"The Danksgiving Challenge"

1. Gather all of your friends and family around the Thanksgiving table around 10-15 minutes before serving begins.

2. Pass around your choice of pre-rolls (joints), pipes, bongs or whatever. Just so everyone gets at least a couple of really strong hits.

3. Serve dinner. Make sure everyone eats a lot of turkey.

So far, pretty easy, yes? Well, now, here's the challenge:
With the combination of THC and tryptophan in everyone's systems, the last person to doze off gets an extra piece of pumpkin pie!

Happy Thanksgiving!


Oh, and you're welcome.

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