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This is what I feel like when I try to follow what John McCain and his campaign are up to...

Every day, there's something else. There are so many to choose from, I'm not sure where to start.

Actually, I'll go this way: I'll sum it up like this...

There is only one thing republicans do not care about:
NOUNS.

NOUNS?!

Yes, NOUNS (why am I shouting? watch below, then read on...)




Now that you've had a refresher on grammar, let me explain:

People (other than uber-rich white people who make so much money, they don't have to care about what they spend it on, unless it's taxes)
Places (Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Darfur, New Orleans, Wall Street, other peoples' houses to name a few)
Things (honor, honesty, experience, integrity, the environment, recording equipment)

This farce of a campaign season is really showing us what the 2 parties are like. The conventions were the perfect examples. The Democratic Convention had speeches filled with the notion that, if we work on helping out the middle-class and the poor, then we can all rise up and take pride in ourselves and our country. The republican convention was filled with speeches filled with platitudes, mockery and an obliviousness I have not witnessed in my lifetime (Well, Bush's press conference right after Katrina comes in a distant 2nd place in that contest).

I wrote a blog before about John McCain called Senile, stupid or just plain sad? I believe I have my answer: YES.

I believe the choice of Sarah Palin proves the answer is yes.

Senile: Why would he be led by the failed neo-cunts unless his PTSD-addled mind couldn't stand up for himself?

Stupid: He didn't bother to let the vetting process happen when it should, so now he blames the media for picking on her. SHE'S RUNNING FOR POLITICAL OFFICE! THE 2ND HIGHEST IN THE WORLD!! WE CAN'T ASK HER A QUESTION?!?!?!?!

Just plain sad: He's allowed her and the neo-cunts to change him from War Veteran to Welcome mat, by changing his views on everything he had stood for these past 26 years.


Ok, also, how DARE he try to blame Obama for the financial catastrophe that's going on right now. It's the ultimate example of hypocrisy. How about the KEATING 5!

How about McCain's financial advisor PHIL GRAMM

(who's whining now, Phil?)

I just can't fathom how McCain can sleep at night. He attacks Obama for things he himself had done. He's lied about MAJOR things (His campaign manager was taking money from Freddie Mac and Fannie May until August). Hell, he lies about the little things too. He cancelled an appearance on Letterman, telling Dave he couldn't do the show because he had to get to Washington and work on the financial crisis, then during the taping of Letterman's show, he's on with Katie Couric (same network).

Letterman handled the situation with honesty and class:


Anyway, as for Palin, she's a joke you tell at a dinner party when someone farts during a quiet moment. A distraction. A farce. Dick Cheney in lipstick (oops, I used the word lipstick. Obviously, that makes me a sexist). If she's so qualified, let her talk to the press. So far, it's been Charles Gibson of ABC (Bush Doctrine question was unfair WAAAA WAAAA WAAAAAA!!! HOW DARE A NEW ANCHOR ASK A POSSIBLE VICE PRESIDENT A QUESTION ABOUT POLITICS!!), Sean "I-LOVE-THE-TASTE-OF-NEO-CON-COCK!) Hannity of Fucked Ruse (would you expect anything less than softballs and praise of her lack of qualifications?) and Katie Couric of CBS (Again, you ask Palin real questions, you get talking points and tap-dancing answers because she doesn't know what she's doing).

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it's what the republicans do and her professional activities are grounds enough to be stunned by such a poor choice by McCain, but there's not much need. Just read/watch the news. Even some at Fucked Ruse people are questioning her abitilies and beliefs.

Like I said, this campaign has become a farce. It's an insult to the American people, our founding fathers and what our country used to stand for before the neo-cunts took over.

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Anonymous said…
McCain has suspended his campaign on a lie!

McCain/Bailin' 08!

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