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Source: Correspondent Email [Mar 14, 2005] To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. You should look up revocation in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up alum

cuz I wanted to. shut-up. See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

I think when she says "country first" she drops the 'o' from the word country

found this through Huffingtonpost.com Aping urbanity Oozing with vanity Plump as a manatee Faking humanity Journalistic calamity Intellectual inanity Fox Noise insanity You're a profanity Hannity

This cracked me up. She's giving a stump speech about the only thing she can talk about: energy. Listen to the crowd after she says we need to develop new alternative energy sources and an "all of the above" approach. Palin supporters respond to her calling for "new alternative energy resources" by chanting "DRILL BABY DRILL!!!" Fuckin' idiots. HOW IS THAT NEW? HOW IS THAT ALTERNATIVE? (I know how it's energy and a resource). I guess her supporters really are like her.

she doesn't even understand what an interview is: Next time, she should submit the questions she wants asked to Katie Couric. Between this and the debate, she's proven she'll never answer a straight question is she doesn't feel like it. BTW, Mrs. Palin, it wasn't that you were getting clobbered for answering or evading a question, YOU COULDN'T ANSWER SIMPLE QUESTIONS!!! If I would have been conducting that interview, it would have been very difficult for me not to laugh in her face. Did I scare you with the title?