“We are gonna have an awesome country once again. When I
get through with it, you won’t believe how great it will be. I’m gonna tell
China to go fuck itself, and if they don’t like it, let ‘em try to collect on
the debt we owe them. I will negotiate such a deal with China that they will
want to give America the reacharound it deserves. As your president, I will
make sure that Congress passes only the bills I want them to pass. If they try
any of that attaching their bills to other ones, I am gonna grab them by the
nuts and squeeze until they scream “UNCLE”! They have no idea what they are up
against. I am gonna sign so many executive actions, it’ll make their heads
spin. Then I am going to sue all the haters and losers that thought I couldn’t
win. We’ll take all of that money and use it to fund all of my research on how
to be a president and how to do presidential stuff. Believe me…BELIEVE ME, it’s
gonna be a phenomenal eight years. Yeah, I said eight, because my first
executive action is to make a president’s term eight years. That outta give me
enough time to put my name on every building, highway and object I can find to
plaster my name on. That’ll show the rest of the world that America is not to
be messed with. Also, I will kick out of our country anyone whose skin color
doesn’t match mine. That will not only purify our nation, but will create
millions of jobs in the spray-tanning industry. BOOM! More jobs! I will leave
you with this: They said I couldn’t do it. They all said I couldn’t win, and
here we are. Me, Donald J. Trump telling the world how it’s gonna be. Good ble…wait,
Fuck God…I bless you and I bless America.”
Every Tuesday, I drive down to Los Angeles from Ventura. More specifically, I head to Barney's Beanery in West Hollywood to host Trivia (9pm. Come check it out sometime!). After, I usually head to my good friend's home (that would be Pete & Cate) and enjoy a few hours hanging out with some of my very great, gracious and generous friends. The trip is 60 miles, each way. That gives me about 2 hours each Tuesday to listen to whatever music I have on my ipod. I have an 8GB so I tend to rotate music off and on it frequently. Recently, as suggested by my love, Emily, I listened to the entire ipod, alphabetized by song. That guaranteed I actually hear each song at least once. I highly recommend doing this. The only rules are: 1. No skipping any tracks 2. No repeating any tracks. It took me a few months to get through my ipod, from A to $64,000 (the last song was the theme song to the $64,000 Question). Since then, I have swapped out a lot of songs for new music. ...
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