“We are gonna have an awesome country once again. When I
get through with it, you won’t believe how great it will be. I’m gonna tell
China to go fuck itself, and if they don’t like it, let ‘em try to collect on
the debt we owe them. I will negotiate such a deal with China that they will
want to give America the reacharound it deserves. As your president, I will
make sure that Congress passes only the bills I want them to pass. If they try
any of that attaching their bills to other ones, I am gonna grab them by the
nuts and squeeze until they scream “UNCLE”! They have no idea what they are up
against. I am gonna sign so many executive actions, it’ll make their heads
spin. Then I am going to sue all the haters and losers that thought I couldn’t
win. We’ll take all of that money and use it to fund all of my research on how
to be a president and how to do presidential stuff. Believe me…BELIEVE ME, it’s
gonna be a phenomenal eight years. Yeah, I said eight, because my first
executive action is to make a president’s term eight years. That outta give me
enough time to put my name on every building, highway and object I can find to
plaster my name on. That’ll show the rest of the world that America is not to
be messed with. Also, I will kick out of our country anyone whose skin color
doesn’t match mine. That will not only purify our nation, but will create
millions of jobs in the spray-tanning industry. BOOM! More jobs! I will leave
you with this: They said I couldn’t do it. They all said I couldn’t win, and
here we are. Me, Donald J. Trump telling the world how it’s gonna be. Good ble…wait,
Fuck God…I bless you and I bless America.”
Why is it that when someone in politics - or just in the public eye - says something offensive, they back peddle and claim they were trying to tell a joke or be funny? Read the following article from Politico.com and you tell me, was the comment by Michael Barone of U.S. News and World Report funny in any way at all: Barone: Media wanted Palin abortion By MIKE ALLEN & ANDY BARR | 11/11/08 5:58 PM EST A roomful of academics erupted in angry boos Tuesday morning after political analyst Michael Barone said journalists trashed Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the Republicans' vice presidential nominee, because "she did not abort her Down syndrome baby." Barone said in an e-mail that he "was attempting to be humorous and ... went over the line." Barone was speaking at the Palmer House Hilton in Chicago, to the 121st annual meeting of the National Association of State Universities and Land Grant Colleges, which calls itself the nation’s oldest higher-education associatio...
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