“We are gonna have an awesome country once again. When I
get through with it, you won’t believe how great it will be. I’m gonna tell
China to go fuck itself, and if they don’t like it, let ‘em try to collect on
the debt we owe them. I will negotiate such a deal with China that they will
want to give America the reacharound it deserves. As your president, I will
make sure that Congress passes only the bills I want them to pass. If they try
any of that attaching their bills to other ones, I am gonna grab them by the
nuts and squeeze until they scream “UNCLE”! They have no idea what they are up
against. I am gonna sign so many executive actions, it’ll make their heads
spin. Then I am going to sue all the haters and losers that thought I couldn’t
win. We’ll take all of that money and use it to fund all of my research on how
to be a president and how to do presidential stuff. Believe me…BELIEVE ME, it’s
gonna be a phenomenal eight years. Yeah, I said eight, because my first
executive action is to make a president’s term eight years. That outta give me
enough time to put my name on every building, highway and object I can find to
plaster my name on. That’ll show the rest of the world that America is not to
be messed with. Also, I will kick out of our country anyone whose skin color
doesn’t match mine. That will not only purify our nation, but will create
millions of jobs in the spray-tanning industry. BOOM! More jobs! I will leave
you with this: They said I couldn’t do it. They all said I couldn’t win, and
here we are. Me, Donald J. Trump telling the world how it’s gonna be. Good ble…wait,
Fuck God…I bless you and I bless America.”
I haven't enjoyed a primary season like this one in SUCH a long time! First, I'll say, I haven't paid as much attention to primaries in the past as I have this one, but damn, I sure picked a good one. So, Clinton and Obama are in a dead heat (always thought that was a weird phrase). OK. I'm an Obama supporter, but if Clinton gets the nomination, I'm fine with that. If all of the Democratic contestants were still in the race, she wouldn't be my second choice either. However, if it's her, I can deal. I'd like to see how a female president would work. I think, very well. I do feel - though - that we need a real change in this country. The idea of Bush - Clinton - Bush - Clinton is not appealing to me at all. Yes, things were going well in the 90s, but that's so last millennium. Enough of the past. I think we need a real change, or - to paraphrase Monty Python - we need something completely different. I think that's Barack Obama. As much ...
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